im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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