theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I AM VODKA MAN
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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