Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
