OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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