Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I smell stomach acid.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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