So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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