my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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