you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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