you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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