drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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