That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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