Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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