Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this will be a night to untag.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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