I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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