best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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