Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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