I cockslap morals
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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