The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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