Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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