Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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