I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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