Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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