no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
