You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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