Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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