Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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