Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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