: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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