I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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