is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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