if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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