That's intense
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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