So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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