Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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