If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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