Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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