If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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