yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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