Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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