I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My hand turned me down
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i now understand why vodka
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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