i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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