Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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