Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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