oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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