3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Randomize
