Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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