Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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