Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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