She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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