It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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