Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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