Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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