she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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